A letter of complaint :rofl:

Written By: Kyle Sciacca

In other news 17 year-old Elijah Brady Stevens was expelled from Green Mountain High School after breaking onto the school intercom to play inappropriate music.

Children were learning peacefully during there second hour class when the lyrcis "Suck a cheetas dick with miracle whip" and other disgusting words and phrases were blasted across the schools intercom. "I was drawing pictures in my art class when I heard it", said shook-up freshman Mike Waymond. "I guess im just in shock right now ... I just can't believe it, he always seemed like such a nice guy ... well except for that time he called the computer lady a 'bitch'."

Eli was unavailable for comments, but was last seen flashing the Choir class as school officials drug him to custody.