I went to Subway to get lunch. The girl ahead of me took out her check book to pay, but Subway doesn't take checks. Then she realized she had no cash. I was just kinda chillin waiting for her to pay but it looked like she was about to get upset so I said I would buy her sandwich. I wasn't even trying to pick her up...for some reason I just felt compelled to do it. She said it was like the nicest thing someone ever did for her, and tried to write me a check. I told her not to worry about it, it was only 5 bucks.

I'm still not sure why I did that, or why I didn't get her name or number. I mean she wasn't hot or anything but chicks always have at least one hot friend--but I didn't do anything. When the hell did I become such a good samaritan?