1. HOTEL - I gave my girlfriend da crabs and the HOTEL
everybody.

2. RECTUM - I had two Cadillacs, but my ol' lady RECTUM
both.

3. DISAPPOINTMENT - My parole officer tol me if I miss
DISAPPOINTMENT they gonna send me back to the big house.

4. FORECLOSE - If I pay alimony dis month, I'll have
no money FORECLOSE.

5. CATACOMB - Don King was at the fight the other night,
Man, somebody give that CATACOMB.

6. PENIS - I went to the doctor and he handed me a cup
and said PENIS.

7. ISRAEL - Alonso tried to sell me a Rolex, I said
Man, that looks fake. He said, No, ISRAEL.

8. UNDERMINE - There is a fine lookin' hoe livin' in
the apartment UNDERMINE.

9. STAIN - My mother-in-law axed if I was STAIN for
dinner again.

10. SELDOM - My cousin gave me two tickets to the Knicks
game, so I SELDOM.

11. ODYSSEY - I told my bro, you ODYSSEY the tits on
this hoe.

12. HORDE - My sister got in trouble cause she HORDE
around in school.

13. INCOME - I just got in bed wit tis hoe and INCOME
my ol' lady.

14. FORTIFY - I axed da hoe how much? And she said FORTIFY.

15. ACOUSTIC - When I was 11, my uncle bought me ACOUSTIC
and then he took me to da pool hall.

16. IRAQ - When we gots to the pool hall, I tol' my
uncle, IRAQ you break.

17. HONOR - At our rape trial, the judge axed my buddy
who be HONOR first.

18. TRIPOLI - My 'ol lady wants a bra for her birthday,
but I couldn't find no 44 TRIPOLI.