Haha the middle school around here is crazy, last year they tried to get all the teahcers to wear ID badges. They are obssesed with being the safest school in the district. Automatic 90 suspension for attack another student with a dangerous weapon.
Ex. Smacking a kid with a ruler or even shooting a spitball. A bucnh of teachers quit and moved up to the high school, technically same rules but 10,000x more slack.