Originally posted by jlammy
Do you know how fast you were going?
65?
No, 63.
But officer, isn't the speed limit 65?
Right
HAHAHAHA...I might be a little bit off...but ST was the bomb 
License and registration... chicken f*cker!
Give me a double bacon cheeseburger.
Double bacon cheeseburger. It's for a cop.
What the hell's that all about? You gonna spit in it now?
I just told him that so he makes it good.
Don't spit in that cop's burger.
Whatever.