>A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma,
>"Where's Mom and Dad?"
>and she replied, "They're up in bed."
>
>The little boy started to giggle and ate his breakfast and went out to
>play.
>
>Then he came back in for lunch and asked his grandma, "Where's Mom and
>Dad?" and she replied, "They're still up in bed."
>
>Again the little boy started to giggle and he ate his lunch and went out to
>play.
>
>Then the little boy came in for dinner and once again he asked his grandma,
>"Where's Mom and Dad?" and his grandmother replied, "They're still up in
>bed."
>
>The little boy started to laugh and his grandmother asked, "What gives?
>Every time I tell you they're still up in bed you start to laugh! What's
>going on here?"
>
>The little boy replied, "Well, last night daddy came into my
>bedroom and asked me for the Vaseline and I gave him Super Glue."
>