:rofl: x 1,656,787,989,010,121,232,343.454

That is too funny.

I just talked to the realtor. She gave me this vacant stare and said, "Oh, when I'm done, it'll probably stop." ( :bs: ) I said, "Now how does that address the problem?" in a rather miffed tone. She just looked at me. "This is going nowhere.", I grumbled as I turned to walk out the front door. As I was leaving, the gal picked up the phone; I pray that she called the wife- she's the only one (in the entire goddamn neighborhood, it seems) who occasionally, thinks I might have a point complaining about the dogs..

Thanks to all who have contributed so far; keep em coming... I need plan B, C, D, E, etc.