wait, i had an idea. put your sprinkler at the ack of your yard and do other really annoying things that infringe on their happiness. fireworks and loud noises, buy your kid a drumset. work on your car (welding and grinding are good) at 4am. start re roofing your house before sunup, make sure to plug in the air tools well before you need them. buy a pet bear. dig up all your grass. electrify your fence.