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Old Apr 15, 2003 | 10:42 AM
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Originally posted by Memphis Raines
"Hi, my names Roger...can I ... be of some assistance?"

"That's funny, my names Roger too, two Rogers don't make a right...hahaha. Roger, I have a problem."

"yes?"

"Well I've been in LA for 3 months now, I have money, I have taste, but im not on anyone's a-list and saturday night IS the lonliest night for ME."

"Well, sir, a Ferrari would certainly change that."

"Hmm, perhaps, but...yes, this is the one, i saw THREE of these parked outside the local starbucks this morning-- which tells me only one thing -- this town has too many pompous weiners with too much BLOODY MONEY. Now, if i was driving a 1967 GTB 4cam..."

"You would not be a pompous weiner sir, you would be a connissuer..."

"precisely...champagne would fall from the heavens, velvet ropes would part, doors would open."

"well i dont have one here, sir, but i do have one in the warehouse."

"superb, what else do you have in the warehouse"
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