lol i go whaling once a year.. cause a fat chick can suck a good .... hrm

eitherway you'll never get a better lay then a fat chick cause they rarely get it and when they do DAMN do they take advantage! just make sure you follow the rules for whaling.

#1. Get really really drunk
#2. Find a really really dark room
#3. Forget all semblence of standards (note more alcohol may help this)
#4. Let said fat girl get on and close your eyes and pretend its not a fat chick at all! but rather a super model.
#5. Hang on for dear life for the next 3 hours while praying silently to god to let your bed survive this earthquake

After that you've had a damn good night!