Note: All "real men" answer "C" to all of these questions.
Knowing this, women will have come far in understanding men
and enriching their own lives if they
carefully review the "C" answers.

1.) Alien beings from a highly advanced society visit the
Earth, and you are the first human they encounter. As a token
of intergalactic friendship, they present you with a small
but incredibly sophisticated device that is capable of curing
all disease, providing an
infinite supply of clean energy, wiping out hunger and
poverty, and permanently eliminating oppression and violence
all over the entire Earth.

You decide to:

A. Present it to the President of the United States.

B. Present it to the Secretary General of the United
Nations.

C. Take it apart.



2.) When is it okay to kiss another male?

A. When you wish to display simple and pure affection
without regard for narrow-minded social conventions.

B. When he is the Pope. (Not on the lips.)

C. When he is your brother and you are Al Pacino and this is
the only really sportsman - like way to let him know that,
for business reasons, you have to have him killed.

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