a large group of iraqi soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune "one us marine is better than 10 iraqis"

the iraqi commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune, whereupon a gun battle breaks and continues for a few minutes, then silence

the voice then calls out "one us marine is better than one hundred iraqis"

furious, the iraqi sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge firefight commences. after 10 minutes of battle, silence again

the american voice call out again "on us marine is better than one thousand iraqis"

the enraged iraqi commander musters one thousand fighters and sends them across the dune. cannons and rockets and machine guns ring out as a huge battle is fought. then silence, eventually one wounded iraqi fighter crawls back over the dune with his dying words he tells his commander , "don't send any more men, it's a trap. there's two of them!