well went to get gas...

pull out, and "accelerate fast", next thing i know i see lights flashing....

im like ****, what i do, run over a dog?

so the officer comes up, and asks me "where's the fire" ( i'm thinking god damn i knew my first ticket would be a gay ****ign cop)...

well to make a long convo. short, i got a 2 $50 tickets...

one fix it ticket, for my clears, and hiper white headlight bulbs, exhaust, and the ass also measured to see if my car was a legal height which it supposely was...

i also got a $50 ticket for "acceleraterating fast" and he said he clocked me at 0-45"very quickly" in a 40mph zone!

god cops are gay!