I call AOL and Adelphia from the car if I'm stuck in traffic.

I say "hello, who is diiiiiiiiis/"

and then "Well, me stuck in traffic you say you can fix everything you know you fix this now"

They don't like that.

I dropped my phone in the toilet before. It hurt. Then I went to the store and told them what i did because i had some "protection plan" and they didn't like my reason