"I really need to do something about these hot flashes...

The doctor says I shouldn't be getting them anymore..

But they keep coming every so often."

(This is what the old lady told me while I was waiting for my hair cutter person whatever you want to call her to finish with her customer. Waiting rooms rule!)

I'm sorry if my grammar doesn't please anybody here. And I know you care about my story so much. doinkie doinkie doinkie doinkieeee.