*i mean no harm in these jokes*

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew?

a pizza doesnt scream when you throw it in the oven





whats the difference between a black man and a large pizza?

a large pizza can feed a family of 4







how do you stop a blonde from hanging on the tree with one hand?

wave to her






what do you get when you line 10 blondes next to each other ear-to-ear

a wind tunnel






how do you stop 5 black men from raping a girl

throw em a basketball