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Old Feb 23, 2003 | 09:40 AM
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here are three construction workers eating lunch on a bridge, one american guy, one italian guy, and one polish guy. The american guy opens his lunch and says "oh damn, ham and cheese again. if i get the same thing tomorrow i'll jump off the bridge". The italian guy opens his lunch and says "oh damn, meatball sandwich again. if i get the same thing tomorrow i'll jump off the bridge". The polish guy open his lunch and says "oh damn, turkey sandwich again, if i get the same thing tomorrow i'll jump off the bridge".

So the next day they're back on the bridge eating lunch, and they open they're lunch boxes again. The american guy says "oh damn, ham and cheese again" and he jumps off the bridge. The italian guy says "oh damn, meatball sandwich again" and he jumps off the bridge. The polish guy says "oh damn, turkey sandwich again" and he jumps off the bridge.

So at the funeral for the three men, their wives get together and start talking. The american's wife says "i dont' know what happened, i've been making his lunch for the past 4 years. if he had complained i would've changed it". The italian's wife says "i don't know what happened, i've been making his lunch for the past 4 years, if he had complained i would've changed it". So finally the polish guy's wife says "i dont' understand what happened either, for the past 4 years he's been making his own lunch.