Indeed, tickets do suck.
6/16/02, I get pulled over for speeding (62 in 45). Cop throws out speeding ticket and gives me ticket for my illegal tint job (20% tint, 70% is legal limit in NYS I think).
6/17/02, I get ticketed for speeding (75 in 55).
This has nothing to do with tickets, but today (6/18/02), on my way back from a 4-hour NYS Physics Regents (state test), my oil cap blows off (I think I put in too much oil and didn't tighten it enough) spraying oil all over my engine and hood. Once I'm done cleaning my engine and changing my oil, I put down my hood and what do I see...the most bird **** you could ever see. LOL.
What luck, huh?