Hi!!! I drive an SVT focus, and I came to your message board to tell you that my car is faster than yours!

Although I actually like your cars to an extent, I feel bad for you guys every time I smoke one of your pathetic @$$@$!

Then when I look in my rear view mirror at you I see:

:madfawk:

But I answer with a friendly:

:fawk:

So, please reply to my post attempting to claim that your car can hold its own in a race with me! Then I will tell you that you're very wrong.