In correlation with this draft, TheClevelandSteamers has decided to open a nice little side business that teaches inferior opponents how to draft like a boss. After TheClevelandSteamers hopped off the bus they used to take the rest of these kids to school, they built a roster that's projected to finish second in The Real HAN League with a record of 11-3-0 (1,389 points).**

That is a pretty accurate projection...except I am finishing first