Ok, i took out the plugs. Flushed the whole motor of oil and then refilled with oil without plugs in to try and check if the pistons are moving.

Low and behold....
(from passenger to driver side...)
1st one --- NOTHING didnt budge!
2nd one --- moves up and down fine
3rd one --- moves up and down fine
4th one --- moves up and down fine

I'm pretty sure it bent a rod.
Anyone else wanna give it a shot?