I hate being the delivery guy and having customers who expect me to greet and make conversation with everybody in the workplaces that I deliver to. There's a dozen of you here, and making conversation with all of you will seriously put me behind schedule. If I dont ask you about your life or your coworkers lives, it's because I seriously don't give a fuck. I'm respectful and cordial and that's it. Here's your product, sign the invoice, have a good day and I'm off to the next one.

Irony.