Originally Posted by DakarM

There will be 3 variants of the phone.
1. $999 for idiots who have more money than brains
2. $799 for dumb people who want the latest fashion iphone
3. $499 for poor folks who don't know any better.

The only difference between the 3 models is the color.
1. Obviously green aka color of money
2. Red you know color of envy
3. Brown... because that is what you're getting


[/sarcasm]