Artistic and intellectual are 2 words I would use to describe you. In fact, they're a lot of your style of people in my area (not talking gay btw). I think that if hipsters did not carefully create the illusion of not caring you would be one. But instead i think you disagree with avoiding "...labels and being labeled. However, they all dress the same and act the same and conform in their non-conformity" part of being a hipster. That and the fact that they most are idiots trying to look intellectual and going to plays which most do not enjoy as much as you. You are what hipsters are trying to be.

In the bizaro world your nemisis would be the product of JessTD and Spanky fucking