Some dude on PCP threw me in front of a moving vehicle tonight. Once I peeled myself off their hood and reassured them I was fine, I proceeded to "rush" the dude with my fists, however, the local undercover cops decided they would intervene and threw him into the cobblestones. When they were asked why dude's face was bloody, he said, "the perp slipped and fell." Lulz.
Club owner came out and the perp was calling him out by first name. I looked at the cop and the cop looked at me, then I raised an eyebrow, and he gave me a single nod. Philly is fucked up.
Sounds like a steller time