Morning radio shows here are reporting that the economy suffered a dent this weekend because everyone who bought this game last week never left their houses and didn't spend a dime. Retail is down across-the-board. The phones were packed with people bragging of all the things they didn't do this weekend, complaining about having to put it down for their kids' birthday parties... lots of angry women called in complaining their boyfriends/husbands/whatever didn't want to have anything to do with them.

I lol'd.