Originally Posted by
MrFatbooty
Salutations Conservatards,
My name's Mike. I have an above-median-income job, a comfortable quiet apartment, a car, lots of gadgets, plenty of food to eat, and many cougars to chase after. I even pay taxes.
Sincerely,
Your friendly neighborhood libtard
Unpossible! Libtards don't pay taxes. Better stop now or you'll lose all your credibility and the no-tax paying lazy libtards will kick you out of the club. Then, you'll have to hang out with the tea baggers.