So, my buddy is 38 and just had his 25 year-old girlfriend move in with him. She's not from here and has no friends here. Haven't hung out with my boy in weeks. Grabbing for her BlackBerry this morning, she grabbed Danny's and paid for it. :O

Me over BBM:

Did you take your gf to work with you, or were you allowed to go by yourself?
Fuck off sissy.
Enough of this shit. Does she play hockey with you too? Or just cheer in the stands?
You take a shit with the door open now?
You help her change her tampon?

She got a little butt hurt, but the hazing is never gonna stop. h:

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