Hi William.

My 4Loko experience was magical. My friend and I picked up the "Fruit Punch" flavor and cracked that shit open after having 5 beers. I took my first sip and it tasted like really shitty cough syrup. My god people who drink this on a daily basis have no self-respect. It's terrible but fun if your friends are drinking it as well.

Top 5 members? Don't have room for just 5 and this isn't in particular order:

-WiLL - Your magnetic personality wins the hearts of many here
-Eddie - Doesn't give a fuck who you are
-Craig - This manwhore is the real deal
-Drew - Even though he banned me, i grew to like this fuck
-Brett - White brother from another mother
-Chanc - Brought me back to here numerous bans, drove two of his cars before he even touched them, rolling around in internet brands chedda

-Rich - I made this separate because him and I shared very similar styles when I first started. Bailed my ass out on one occasion when he came down here and gave me some awesome insight on life.

Funniest moments?

-Nothing in particular, but I do take pleasure in reading what the resident creeps say that scare the girls on here away

oh and Marshy kissing the dude