so i'm sittin' on the couch and i see a van with a taxi light on top pull into my 88 year old neighbor's driveway (very strange).

the van backs out, sits in the road, it's weird.

i ignore it.

then my back door bell rings and it's some black guy with two cases of beer :eh:

so he says "brian?" (my roommate)

i say "did he fuckin' order beer?"

black guys says "no, he invited me over, i work with him"

me :doh: "oh, my fault, i saw the van and the sign, i thought it was a delivery or something."