cousin had a private party at this really nice marina sat to celebrate his wedding he had a couple months ago where they eloped. i got cut off within the first hour and a half . . . only one to get cut off. by the bartender who was a bitch to everyone and then some kid who was a freakin garbage boy said if they saw me with another drink they were going to escort me out.

my cousin who paid for all the beer up front was like wtf why is he cut off? no one could understand how one of the least intoxicated got cut off yet there were stumbling drunks all over and minors drinking.

so everyone just kept bringing me beer lol and then we stole the keg from the bar and took it back to my parents and everyone migrated there for the party. my cousin was like fuck them i paid 2 grand to use the building for 5 hours and paid these kegs up front. it's my beer we're getting drunk