i'm either closing on the house "end of next week or the beginning of the week after that"

who knows, but it's before the original date of july 22nd.

i just need an answer so i can start doing shit

went lawnmower shopping the other day. my dad said get a honda, i want a honda mower, the honda i used to use was the best damn lawnmower i've ever used and my girlfriend is insisting on getting a toro (because it's ranked high in consumer reports and her dad mentioned one and it's cheaper than a honda).

her dad is buying it, i told her to have him give us money and i'll pay the rest for the one i want. cause you know she ain't going to be using it.

and the people selling the house are leaving all of their glasses for the bar