A few years back I got a pamphlet in the mail trying to recruit me for a pharmaceutical research study. The pamphlet didn't specify what the new drug was for, but did state that you would have to "produce semen samples on a regular basis." I thought "Sweet, a male birth control pill!"

I called the number to see about getting on the trial. Turns out it wasn't a male birth control pill. It was a new anti-depressant, and in previous trials it had been associated with screwing up people's swimmers.

:ugh: No thanks!

:rofl: At least you have a sense of humor.