THIS FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER NANCY PELOSI PRICK (can't put that in the thread title)

So I was just at the sto' buying bathroom cleaner.

He gives me $2 in change, and I notice they are fresh bills. Mint. Sequential.

So I go "Sweet, fresh bills!"

He goes "Not anymore!" AND PROCEEDS TO FUCKING CRUMPLE THEM

FUCK I WANNA WAIT FOR HIM TO GET OFF WORK SO I CAN PUNCH HIM IN THE TEETH

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