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Old Mar 4, 2010 | 06:21 AM
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Originally Posted by CRAIGHIMSELF
If you were a smurf and walked by Smurfettes Shroomroom and Papa Smurf was manhandling her like The Gimp in Pulp Fiction, how would you react? Remember, you're Dyslexic Smurf.
I would kill Papa Smurf and win the heart of Smurfette and at the same time become the leader of th Smurf Kingdom. I would declare myself the sole ruler of Smurf Land and rule with a iron fist with Smurfette as my queen. I would also probably sell all the uselsse/retarded/lazy smurffs to Gargamel. Using that money I would smurf the smurf out of the Smurfette and raise my own Smurff army and take invade Fragglerock. Make the Fraggles my slaves.I'd continue to grow my emprire and change my name to GangisSmurf the most legendary Smurf of them all.

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