Well, Ive had the bubble gut all morning. had to hold off on taking a shit for 2 hours longer than I woulda liked (to that point where you have that really heavy feeling in your stomach). Then when I finally get the time to go, all that happened was 15 min of nasty gas. Now, an hour later Im sitting at my desk, with the heavy feeling in my stomach again.
To make matters worse, I have finally got a chance to sit next to this really hot girl, and I keep letting out these small fart bombs that smell terrible....i think im pulling a tark


awesome