What a fucking night.

went to a fish fry at a friends house. After a couple hours one of our guys decided it was a good idea to hop the fence into the pasture and slap a bull on the ass. The owner of the pasture walked up and gave him a good talking to. As we were about to leave the sheriff pulls up, apparently his brother is the property owner. No one got a ticket or went to jail. But i thought it was hilarious.

Then in our infinite wisdom we decided to go to the bar. Before i could even get a beer i was dragged outside by this guy who thinks i stole his wife from him.

And to top it off, this morning i went to the cigarette store. When i walked in, a guy was about to run out with two cartons he didn't pay for. I walk in, he looks at me, backs up a couple steps, gives everything back and runs out. Me and the cashier exchange the "WTF" look and continue on.