My conversation on the phone just now:

Me: Good afternoon Tattoo 46
Idiot: Yeah... do you guys cover up tattoos?
Me: Yes.
Idiot: I have several tattoos on my leg that need to be covered up.. how much would that be
Me: I don't know.. we'd have to see what we're working with
Idiot: Oh... well.. there's a few.. I just want them covered up.. you can't give me an idea?
Me: No.. we need to know what we're working with before we can price anything...
Idiot: Well what would you put on it?
Me: ....... I don't know.. I need to know what the original looks like before I can even begin that.
Idiot: Well .... how would you do that?
Me: ............ what do you mean?
Idiot: Would you airbrush it?
Me: .... What? No. We tattoo....
Idiot: Oh.. you can't just airbrush over it?
Me: ............................... no. we tattoo.....
Idiot: Oh... okay thanks anyway.
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