ok i remembered some that happened.

1st was in high school. i got uber drunk. i was crawling up and down stairs on all 4's because i was afraid of falling. my friend lost his umass hat in the backyard of this party. its pitch black back there. so i get on all 4's in the dark looking for this cause i could barely stand. i find a notre dame hat after about 2 minutes of looking. i crawl back downstairs and give my friend his hat telling him i found a notre dame hat. he is like its all good. so around 11 his parents pick us up. had to be the coolest parents, they didn't want us driving drunk so they would give us rides to and from party. we get to his house and i collapsed on the living room floor. i wake up the next morning with a umass hat staring me in the face. apparently i found the umass hat, it wasn't notre dame.

2nd one was in philly 2 years ago where i almost died that night. a group of us head out to south street after a little pre game. we went to this karaoke bar where i proceeded to get sloshed and i sung in a karaoke contest and won but didnt stick around for prize. then we were leaving and i started to mac it to this fat chick. i ended up making out with her. then we scorned south street for steak and cheese. went to this one place had this spicy shit took two bites and then left. hopped in the car with a driver who was well over the legal limit. then he drove around, don't know where. went to this house and came back all happy. went to this after hours club and i was hitting on this figure skating teacher. we were dancing then around 3am we bounced. on the way home the guy was blowing every single stop sign and red light, going about 60 in a 30. he stopped at two and those had cops at them. we got back to this guys house and the one dude who was driving was talking about how he bought cocaine and couldn't wait to get home to do some. while the guy who owns the house is flipping out about the house across the street got raided last week and how he has a cop living next door. needless to say we woke up at 6am still drunk/hung over and drove down to Tampa and made it there at 1:30am.