Once woke up on the couch not knowing where I was. Turned out I was at some chicks place my bud was fucking. Me and him had to walk back at the bar with only sweaters on and it was -40 out.

Once pissed in the corner of a club

Once pissed in the ice machine at a club

Some bar had specials on pitchers of doubble rhum and coke. Drank too many and puked the avocado I ate for dinner. Puked all over myself... At first it kinda felt good... The relief with the soothing warmth. Then it got cold and stank. Thank god my parents have a big house with 4 spare rooms. Puked in 2 of them

1 time I got drunk and slept for luke 36 hours straight.



OT puked out avocado looks exacly like shit. Brown and soft as fuck and stinks like it too.