Originally Posted by white_n_slow

Engaged in some "freestyle walking" tripped over a brick wall and busted my face... ended up in ER (ask LT h: )

Friend's fat neighbor

Friend's skank neighbor

Danced up on a pedastal at a club in Puerto Vallarta with some canadian chick, kept falling off pedastal, friends kept pushing me back up

Fell asleep on a ping pong table and some guy tied my shoe laces together

Fell asleep in a hotel hallway with my pants around my ankles

Various slapping/punching duels

Various massive food consumption

Various inappropriate phone calls

Got in a limo with some random chicks, rode to wherever they were going, made driver take me to my friend's house and bailed on the bill (I dunno if the chicks were trying to get me to pick up their tab or if the limo was opperating like a cab or what)

Much more I'm sure....