So far my favorite morning evar...

I spent the night at this chicks place years ago. When I woke up in the morning she had just started giving me a BJ. I didn't say a word, she didn't say a word. I came, she swallowed, then she looked up and said "Good morning. I wanted a protein shot for breakfast". :eek5:

It was so random that, chances are, I'll never hear that again