Originally Posted by
JGordon
I much more hate it when I feel like I have to take a dump, and i get on the toilet and nothing comes out.

this right here.
I much more hate it when I feel like I have to take a dump, but I'm too busy to take one.
Originally Posted by
white_n_slow
Or worse, when you think you're done and you wipe thoroughly only to find there's some sloppy seconds on deck

this too