There's a guy and a girl that break into your house when you are alone. They tie you down, give you viagra and strip you naked. They give you two options.
1. Take it in the ass from the guy. He has a 12" cock and a wide girth. No lube.
2. Have sex with the chick. She is butt ugly and has AIDs and multiple STDs(Her vag is covered with warts). You would have to eat her out first.
After that they will take most of your possessions and leave.
Condoms are not an option and there is no way out of it. Which would you choose?