Well

When it happened, they were getting ready to leave for dinner, and I was inside eating dinner...dude comes inside looks all panicked and pulls me aside..tells me...so like 7 people are standing there looking while I talk to him..and since hes a friend I was all 'I wont report it now...let me get an estimate and Ill call you with what it is..and we'll go from there'

Hopefully for his sake he pays me and DOESNT duck me. I know where he lives....and he was drinking when it happened....and i have about 10 witnesses, if theyd be willing to go against him.