Stace and I went to the bank to sign the application papers for the new house and of course you need to disclose enough financial information to show that you can pay closing costs.

Well stupid me didn't transfer money from my savings into my checking and i was forced to disclose my savings account balance. Stace was writing everything down because I suck at handwriting.

Here is how the conversation went:

VP of Bank: You need to disclose enough bank account information to show you can pay closing costs
Stace: How much is in your checking account?
Me: About XXXX amount
Stace: That won't cover the closing costs, how much do you have in savings?
Me: Which one?
Stace: The one that has enough money to pay closing costs
Me: Well they all do
Stace: Give me one butthead
Me: Chase, 2XXXX
Stace:
Stace: And how many of these accounts do you have that I don't know about?
Me: Yeah, I should have probably had that discussion with you before we came....
VP of Bank: :nec:

cliffs: Went to bank for loan application, fiancé found out how much money I really have.