Originally Posted by
Red X
I used to sleep walk when I was little. I once walked into my parents bedroom, unzipped my pants, and proceeded to pee in their laundry basket.
My mom noticed me walking in, walking out, and the clothes smelling like pee the next morning.
I was then told to wash the clothes

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i thought you were about to say, you walked in on them having sex and you unzipped your pants and then proceeded to have a threesome with your parents.