Originally Posted by Skelly_GSR

So, a man walks up to the side of a tall cliff to find a child crying all alone.

"What's wrong, why are you crying?" the man asked.

"Well", sniffed the boy, "We stopped here because my dad wanted a nice picture of us near this cliff, but he got too close and lost his balance. As he fell my mom tried to grab him and she got pulled over also.

My sister tried to save mom, but they were too heavy and they all went over the side. They all died and now I am all alone." cried the boy.

"Wow" said the man as he dropped his pants, "Today is just not your day, is it"?