-Any time my brother's wife calls me, it's to ask me to do something I don't want to do. The roads are shit and my car is out of gas, and she asked me to bring my brother's drill over to her house.

-My niece's birthday party is fucking up my plans for the weekend, but I feel it would be too douchey not to go.

-It's snowing like a muddyfuxor and it's the last weekend for Copper and Winter Park, and due to work/2 year old's party/prior plans to work on the house, I'm probably going to get dicked out of riding this weekend.

Damn I'm in a foul mood.