There's a couple in my building. Tall Mormon looking White guy and an Asian woman. She's so timid and VERY fobby. He hates when she speaks to anyone without him being around. One day I was having a beer working on the Civic with a friend, and she starts talking to us. I asked her how her and Nick met, and she said, "Oh.... Nick (shakes her head). He ordered me."

:hs:

Shit really happens.